Spring rolls

first night after finishing a massive meal in Delhi went something like this.

rach: im thirsty, can we  have some water?
pad: oi garcon, can we have some water...please
garcon: what?
pad: water?
garcon: what?
pad: er, er, spring water?
garcon: ah spring wraater?
pad: yeah, giz!

a time passed...

garcon: (delivering spring rolls)... enjoy!

rach: to pad - i told you to order mineral water.
pad: righto